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Rested Demotivational Poster


DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.


TAGS: dr manhattan tobias funke analrapist arrested development tv blue man group
Rating: 3.24/5

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Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:38 am
LOL Poor Tobias


ENGAGED -




PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!




JUST ASKING FOR IT... - ...in truly permanent ink. "Don't tase me bro, just go right to the nightsticks."


TAGS: tattoo stupid fail police arrested
Rating: 1.92/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:36 am
Oh, damn, how did I allow this personal reference through? Oh, but I shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged. It's not like it's hard to have an average rating higher than 2.2.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:50 am
The only reason one would have to come back is to point out ignorant idiocy, such as this. Way to prove your immaturity, rerun.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:03 pm

I notice, that you said you are leaving, can we ban you to make sure you don't come back?
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:18 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:17 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:17 am
You have that right, and I have the right to vote with my metaphorical feet.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:16 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.


MISCONCEPTION -


TAGS: arrested famous
Rating: 4.94/5

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:36 pm
Standing ovation. 5L


ARRESTED - I volunteer to do the strip search and anal probe


TAGS: arrested
Rating: 1.86/5

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lola - June 20, 2009, 12:33 am
"I volunteer to do the strip search and anal probe" Fantastic! Bend over.


WITHHOLDING EVIDENCE - Ronald refused to tell what was in his special sauce


TAGS: police mcdonald arrested
Rating: 4.5/5

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pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 5:56 pm
really? i thought they got it out of aeroplane barf bags
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 4:38 pm
Thousand Island dressing and children's tears.


MISUNDERSTANDING - Santa arrested for yelling ho, ho, ho at a MILF and her children in the mall




DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: greenpeace police arrested diplomacy donuts global warming
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:13 pm
LMAO excellent
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:14 am
Sure Derek, unless seen in your "rear-view" mirror. *giggle* Get it? "REAR"-view? Mirror? *snicker*
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:25 am
OMOH = Special Purpose Police Squad. Basically the riot squad.
whatukno - November 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Anyone else notice that cop's name is Omoh? lol


PSSST LIL' WAYNE - Da police don't just pull over a tour bus, without exigent cirumstances! Your Agent tipped them off for the publicity.




Foreshadowing -


TAGS: game thrones george martin arrested
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 1, 2013, 12:56 am
Thanks Ism...now I have a social life!!! Purple koolaid for everyone...it's on me, literally, it's even in my naked belly button! 5L Cheers!
GaryO - June 30, 2013, 12:24 pm
Well, as long as Ism keep rollin’, the inanimate banners are fine. Roll on, Ism, roll on…..more at 11?
rerun - June 30, 2013, 10:50 am

If we could create & post animated posters.....the possibilities.
motifayk - June 30, 2013, 9:56 am
It might be that you captured something... These banners need to roll...
rerun - June 30, 2013, 9:18 am

Captured? Me? Never.......Bwahahahahaha
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:38 am
Which part? The nude congregation, or that Rerun was captured?


DEATH -




THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT - Moses says Motifake at work Naughty Fake at home.


TAGS: and then he rested with some manna in a tent
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - May 20, 2010, 5:54 pm
LOL
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Hey! A commandment I can agree with!


THROWING STARS - Used to be there was nothing cooler than going to a martial arts store and buying some of these things then throwing them into the neighbors garage.


TAGS: these days doing that will get you arrested
Rating: 2.83/5

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andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
used to be?


busted -


TAGS: arguing women comparison arrested words silence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:43 pm
thanks 'cern now just shut up and dance with me...sorry just had to be said ;)
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:49 am
all men realize that there is not a correct way to argue with a woman. but a 5er is in order
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 3:57 pm
Oh 'sod...it's not how you use the silence it's all in when you use it...teehee!
Oldsod - September 25, 2015, 3:50 pm
That doesn't help either...my silence gets used against me as well...


stress -


TAGS: stress fear arrested
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 8:46 pm
Thanks, Lord R.!
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:25 pm

very nice. this would fit well over at our sister site http://www.theshivers.net/


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